• Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

thatfunnyblog:

 

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

sdzsafaripark:

East African crowned crane chicks take walks with their keepers as part of their daily exercise routine to strengthen their feet and long legs.

You need to make a calendar where you put a gold star on each day you don’t spend money.
— my mom’s way for trying to stop my shopping addiction (via monogrammeredith)
thatfunnyblog:

this is why I have trust issues 

thatfunnyblog:

this is why I have trust issues 

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme
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